JOKES TO ENTERTAIN YOU
We do not reside in Bikini Bottom anymore. We decided it was too expensive to run our operations under the ocean. It was also just too hard to cook eggs because they would float off and everything and Plankton kept calling us insolent fools, so we sadly had to move our operations back to land. No, we're just kidding. It was actually Mr. Krabs who got us to move, because our factory blocked his access to Sandy's "Make Money Out of Thin Air" machine. Hey, you can't always have what you want, Mr. Krabs! Look it wasn't our fault Mr. Krabs wanted us to move so he could use Sandy's machine. So, no, we don't live there anymore, and if you send us mail there, we will not receive it. Also it will get wet and be hard to read, so there is that too. Oh, and can you tell Plankton's computer wife Karen to stop spying on us? We don't have the secret formula! Yes, we know what you're thinking: Mr. Krabs did not store it in the tree dome, it was next to the coffee maker! Nice try, Plankton. Better luck next time, you silly one-eyed amoeba-like organism thingy that whales eat for lunch. Oh, burn.
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